.

You are only doing drugs so you can say that you have a ‘drug problem’ and use it as another ‘save me’ technique for your new string of boys.

You make me want to vomit.  Grow the fuck up.

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

guy:

when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with

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(Source: guy, via no-reality-only-fantasy)

paulmcfruity:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

German comedy, everyone
  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

(via raininginutopia)

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via no-reality-only-fantasy)

ghdos:

themochagoddess:

nanodash:

scienceyoucanlove:

These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V
from Science Alert

Discuss.
Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!

*orders box even though I never have sex..just in case*

Wow.
rockabilly-baby:

Fuck me..

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via no-reality-only-fantasy)

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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(via silentium-et-silage)

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